Did your good intentions ghost your elliptical or exercise bike? Is it sitting in the corner collecting dust and existential dread? I’m here to give it a second chance at cardio glory. Must be sturdy, silent-ish, and ready to be loved (and sweated on). Will provide warm indoor space, consistent use, and occasional side-eye during workouts.

Rehome your elliptical today; it deserves a workout! Let me know if you’re ready to part ways!